Kaldron's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

["Waterman" Ep. V]

lmao... really funny, good work

I love your cartoons (I watched a few). Awesome stuff. I really liked the Oregon Trail parody, and the Optimus Prime figurehead. Keep up the good work.

[Got NES?]

Made me literally lol, nice work

Heh it was funny. I like the Robot Chicken-esque style with different random scenes separated by snow, like changing channels on a TV. I really liked the "You Spin Me Right Round" part cus I love that song. I probably would've enjoyed it more if I was more of a Nintendo/NES person though.

Medinus responds:

Yeah, theres not many people that recognise NES now for how awsome it was, but, thanks for the review!

[A Year Of Improvement]

This movie is God

I fucking love it... even though its just a bunch of other movies stitched togther. It's still fucking awesome. I'm faving this.

[Virginia Tech's 33]

Personally, I don't mind but its still insensitive

I liked the juxtaposition between the massacre and the movie 300, I don't know how the two are honestly related in real life but it was kind of funny in a way. The graphics were pretty bad, but I expected that since good flashs take a lot of time and I know you could not have had more than 2 days to make that. The worst part about it was the timing, the massacre happened 2 or 3 days ago, its waaay to soon to to start something like this. I know its good to laugh at tragedies after they happen because it helps people cope with the pain and to make them feel like it didn't really hurt them but come on, this is too soon its tasteless. I mean, 9/11 happened 6 years ago and it's still a taboo to make fun of it.

PirateClock responds:

Did you hear the one about American Airlines new deal? They’ll fly you straight from the airport to the office.

[Don't Trip]

You were "tripping" on Fooly-Cooly, eh?

I love it. Your animation style is simple, much more so than mine, but very lifelike animation, very well done. You seriously have more patience and devotion than I could ever hope to acheive, very good things to have. I immediately recognized the song and I found a whole slew of FLCL refrences and similaries, but this was your own story, not a fan-creation or anything, and even people who've never seen FLCL would like it. Good job.

[Gordon vs. Evil]

Surprisingly quite good

Not the best flash out there, but still pretty good. The animation was simple, but not underdone. There were quite a few scenes that looked like they probably took a lot of time and dedication, such as the 3D-ish running-into-the-distance scene. I enjoyed watching it.

[Goomba ep. 1 high speed]

Were you tripping on something?

That was probably the stupidest flash I've ever seen, but I loved it. It was so random and funny. I really didn't get the point of it, but I don't think I was supposed to: you pulled off the random-stupid humor thing well. Good job I guess.

[Phoenix Wrong: Lawgasm]

More fun than spending an entire day in court!

I don't know where the characters were fun but the flash was funny. It made me laugh out loud... and I'm alone! Good job.

[The Atonement]

Probably the most retarded flash I've ever seen

It made me laugh the first time I saw it, just from the sheer "what the fuck?" factor. I presume that's what you were going for. It was stupid, retarded, made no sense, and the description has nothing to do with the flash. But then again, it appears you were going for that kind of humor, and you pulled it off well enough to make me laugh, so, good job!

[2 man ambush]

Jeff Weise made your guns?

Weise literally made your guns for you? That's pretty cool actually. So you actually know him personally then? ... I never would've heard about him unless he did what he did, which was really wrong and evil and inexcusable, but I have a soft spot for him, i kinda feel sorry for the lad. Meh. Oh well. Good animation though. The guns and the way the characters were holding them looked pretty realistic to me.